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Thursday, September 10, 2020

Week 1 NFL Picks Against a 13-Year-Old

Wow! Where has the time gone? Some of y'all may remember when we started this little contest in 2011 when The Kid was a wee-little 4-year-old. Well, he turns 13 today, he's taller than his mom, and his voice is deep enough to reverberate through the walls.

I don't know if that's going to make him any better at picking games, but he's long past picking based on helmet color. And whatever he's done in the past has worked for him. He's won 3 years, and the rest of us have each won twice. Check here to find a list of how we've done in the past.

It's been a weird year for all of us. Thankfully, though, football is back. And so are your Cheap Seats picks. We hope you enjoy following along with us!

Wednesday, September 9, 2020

Final 2019 NFL Picks Against a 12-Year-Old Standings

Well, better late than never, right? No, I'm not talking about a COVID-19 vaccine. I'm talking about posting the results of last year's pick 'em contest against a 12-year-old. I could blame it on me having back surgery last December, or the weirdness of 2020 in general, but that would be just hiding the fact that sometimes I'm lazy. Sue me.

Of all years to not get around to posting the results, the 2019 contest should not have been the one. We had our best year of all time. Uncle J ended up winning the season, but it came down to the last week, and all 4 of us had positive years. Here are the final standings.

Uncle J: 138-114-4

CDog: 136-116-4

JDaddy: 136-116-4

12-Year-Old: 133-119-4

If you are interested in how we've done historically, here you go:

2011 - Winner: The Kid (he was 4)

2012 - Winner: CDog

2013 - Winner: The Kid

2014 - Winner: JDaddy

2015 - Winner: The Kid 

2016 - Winner: Uncle J

2017 - Winner: CDog

2018 - Winner: JDaddy

2019 - Winner: Uncle J

That makes 3 wins for The Kid, and 2 each for the rest of us. Will one of us catch The Kid this year, or will he expand his lead. He's about to turn 13, and he's in his first fantasy football league. Maybe he knows what he's talking about now. But that hasn't helped the rest of us.

Saturday, December 28, 2019

Week 17 2019 NFL Picks Against A 12-Year-Old

It all comes down to this. 1 game separates 1st and 2nd place. And JDaddy is still lurking back there in third place with a chance to take the crown. Maybe the crown will be one of these shirts. Ticket P1s will get the joke.

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I've spent the last week on pain meds while recovering from back surgery, but you can trust that the count is accurate.


Week 16
Uncle J: 10-5-1
12-Year-Old: 10-5-1
CDog: 9-6-1
JDaddy: 8-7-1

Overall
Uncle J: 132-104-4
CDog: 131-105-4
JDaddy: 127-109-4
12-Year-Old: 123-113-4


Thursday, December 19, 2019

Week 16 2019 NFL Picks Against A 12-Year-Old

It's been a magical season here at The Cheap Seats. We have been at the top of our picking game like never before. As we head into the last two weeks of the season, all 4 of us have a chance to take home the top prize.

The Kid has the biggest challenge ahead of him, but if he continues his hot streak he's got a shot!

Week 15
CDog: 12-4
12-Year-Old: 12-4
JDaddy: 10-6
Uncle J: 9-7

Overall
CDog: 122-99-3
Uncle J: 122-99-3
JDaddy: 119-102-3
12-Year-Old: 113-108-3


Saturday, December 14, 2019

Week 15 2019 NFL Picks Against A 12-Year-Old

Been a busy week in The Cheap Seats, so I'm getting this out late. We have a new leader!

Week 14
Uncle J: 11-4-1
JDaddy: 9-6-1
CDog: 7-8-1
12-Year-Old: 5-10-1

Overall
Uncle J: 113-92-3
CDog: 110-95-3
JDaddy: 109-96-3
12-Year-Old: 101-104-3


Thursday, December 5, 2019

Week 14 2019 NFL Picks Against A 12-Year-Old

We have a race on our hands! Uncle J and JDaddy led the way on Thanksgiving weekend, while I dropped back. I'd like to blame it on too much food, but I don't like Thanksgiving food, so I barely eat. My biggest problem was thinking Oakland could handle KC. Oops.

At least I saw the Cowboys for what they are before everyone else did!

Quick family plug...

Brother T has created a Youtube channel with his son, NJ, where NJ schools Brother T on how to succeed in today's fast-paced, high tech society. I'll put the links to where you can find them below.

They have a Kickstarter campaign going to help #GrowTheShow by purchasing better equipment to continue bringing the heat with high-quality content. You can check out the Kickstarter and contribute here!

Link to their website

Link to their Youtube channel

It's good stuff and kid-driven. Check it out!

On to football...

Week 13
Uncle J: 10-6
JDaddy: 9-7
CDog: 6-10
12-Year-Old: 6-10

Overall
CDog: 103-87-2
Uncle J: 102-88-2
JDaddy: 100-90-2
12-Year-Old: 96-94-2