Thursday, September 27, 2012

Week 4 NFL Picks Against a 5-Year-Old

I'm sorry to announce that it hasn't been a good week for the 5-year-old.  Following a 5-11 Week 3-which unbelievably wasn't the worst of the bunch-the kid decided to do a teeth plant into a ceramic flower pot.  He was playing around the house, fell down, and yada yada yada, he is now staying home from school and watching movies with a pacifier in his mouth. Not fun. But on the bright side, he is learning how to milk an injury for all it's worth in order to stay home from school.

Here at the Cheap Seats, we too were impacted by the outcome of the Seattle/Green Bay game. The ruling of a touchdown prevented us from having anyone finish at or above .500 for the week. Remember how I said the kid's 5-11 week wasn't the worst performance? He has JDaddy to thank. He pulled out a 4-12 record.

The absolute worst thing that can happen to a team is for all 4 of us to pick it as a winner. We were 0-4 in that scenario last week. Remember kids, gambling is bad.

Here are the standings after Week 3.

Week 3
CDog: 7-9
Uncle J: 5-11
5-Year-Old: 5-11
JDaddy: 4-12

Uncle J: 26-21-1
CDog: 22-25-1
5-Year-Old: 20-27-1
JDaddy: 17-30-1

Week 4 Picks

GameJDaddyCDog5 Year OldUncle J
Cleveland (+13) at BaltimoreBaltimoreClevelandClevelandCleveland
New England (-4) at BuffaloNew EnglandBuffaloBuffaloNew England
Minnesota (+5) at DetroitMinnesotaDetroitMinnesotaMinnesota
Carolina (+7) at AtlantaAtlantaCarolinaCarolinaAtlanta
San Francisco (-4) at NY JetsSan FranciscoNY JetsNY JetsSan Francisco
San Diego (+1) at Kansas CitySan DiegoKansas CitySan DiegoSan Diego
Tennessee (+12) at HoustonTenneseeHoustonHoustonTennessee
Seattle (-2.5) at St. LouisSeattleSt. LouisSt. LouisSt. Louis
Miami (+6.5) at ArizonaArizonaMiamiArizonaArizona
Oakland (+6.5) at DenverDenverDenverOaklandOakland
Cincinnati (-2.5) at JacksonvilleCincinnatiCincinnatiJacksonvilleCincinnati
New Orleans (+7.5) at Green BayGreen BayNew OrleansGreen BayNew Orleans
Washington (+3) at Tampa BayWashingtonWashingtonTampa BayWashington
NY Giants (+1.5) at PhiladelphiaNY GiantsNY GiantsPhiladelphiaNY Giants
Chicago (+3.5) at DallasDallasChicagoDallasDallas


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